China's amazing wonder cream!

Yeah check out China's latest Pharmaceutical breakthrough called 'AIER DISINFECTOR"!!! It was done in collaboration between the chinese govt & aliens from MAKLU 4! It can:

1.KILL spermatoZOOM! (alien sperm)
2.DESTROY HIV (wow!!)
3.DISINFECTOR YOU!
4.Lubri CATE

AND BEST OF ALL IT CAN...................SHRINK CUNT!!!! YES IT CAN SHRINK CUNT'S, YOU'D PRACTICALLY BE A VIRGIN AGAIN!!!

Seriously how do they come up with this shit????